its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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