I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm jealous of your bromance
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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