we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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