the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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