Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You were trust falling into bushes
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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