Having a random hookup so left but love u
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
