CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We're not piercing ourselves today.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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