I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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