used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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