I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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