WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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