you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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