hell yes lets make some ravioli
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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