Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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