im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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