Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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