ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize
