im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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