I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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