so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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