You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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