did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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