Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Randomize
