Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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