Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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