i don't plan on having that self control this summer
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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