I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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