So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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