her vagine was all disorganized.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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