I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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