when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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