These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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