it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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