Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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