I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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