Already got asked if we're dating
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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