it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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