You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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