I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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