the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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