I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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