did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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