I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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