I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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