I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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