she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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