But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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