I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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