About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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