I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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