thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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