I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Randomize