I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
her facebook's as public as her vagina
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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