No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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