oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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